Our Take On The New Avs Alternate Jersey

Icethetics tweeted out the potential Stadium Series jersey for the Avs, and have now made it official.  Icethetics is usually pretty bang on with their predictions, and they seem to have a wicked insider for this kind of stuff. If they are ever wrong, its usually some small detail like stripe size or shoulder yokes. Just trivial stuff. So it was a good idea to take this leak seriously. For those who haven't seen it yet, although most probably have, here it is:

The only thing missing is the Colorado state flag on the left shoulder of the jersey (Our right looking at the picture)

It is safe to assume the Avs will have a separate jersey for the Stadium Series game versus the Red Wings, maybe in the form of a throwback to the old 1995-2007 jerseys, which would be awesome.

So our take on the jersey? Awesome concept. That logo with Avs colors just works, and its a great way to make sense of the new shoulder patch. The rest of the jersey? Boooriiing. The white shoulder yoke is too square and doesn't really fit with the overall color scheme of the jersey. The sleeves: awesome 3 color scheme, but the template isn't that great. the small white stripe separating the overall blue and blocky burgundy is just too plain and doesn't look good. What would look good? Take that white stripe and add 2 black stripes around it. Or continue with the blue down the sleeve and keep a similar striping pattern that was found on the blueberry alternates:

The sleeves just look to blocky. The blue is just halted by a white line and the rest of the sleeve is red. That's a lazy template. And apart from that, it just doesn't work.

One of the flaws of the blueberry Avs jersey in our opinion was the bottom. it was just blue and nothing else. A product of the new RBK Edge system, there was no striping or anything on the bottom of the jersey and it was left bland. What would make this new jersey look better? Maybe the bottom striping scheme of the very first burgundy alternate:

And if that looks too busy, maybe something simple like the bottom striping from the Florida Panthers old alternate jersey:

Of course, imagine this on the Stadium Series jersey using Avs colors. Or, using that same color transformation, the scheme from the St. Louis Blues alternate.

These are just ideas we are throwing out there. The bottom line: Do something with the bottom of the jersey! Oh and make the shoulder yoke black or something. That would look sharp. White just throws everything off.

Overall grade of the jersey? D. Not a fail, but not that great. There could be a lot of additions that could turn this potential-filled template into a great, crisp jersey.

Who Wore it Better: #16

In an effort to make the offseason more bearable, we here at Avaholics Unanimous are committed to bringing you Avs related stuff to read. This could come in the form of senseless drabble, or things that are actually interesting to read. We hope these "Who Wore It Better" segments fall under the latter category.

Number 16 is not a celebrated number in Avs history. The most any player ever wore the number: Darcy Tucker with 134 games. The Nordiques half of the franchise: That's a different story. Michel Goulet played 10 years in Quebec, amassing 456 goals and 945 points, finishing his career with 548 goals and 1152 points. His number was retired by the Nordiques. But, we're strictly talking Avs here so....

The Best: Jay McClement. This is like picking the least runty in a litter of runts. But McClement's solid 2 way game, penalty killing, and splash offence makes him the winner! Duncan Siemens was a close second, which just goes to show how unfortunate this number is.

The Worst: Darcy Tucker. This was a tough one because Tucker has the most goals and points out of any number 16, but hear us out. His contract was awful, and he ended up getting bought out after two underwhelming seasons. Coming in as a pest who could score goals (Tucker scored over 20 goals 6 times) and get dirty, Tucker did not adjust well to the team and his play showed it.

Mr. Irrelevant: Warren Rychel. Rychel won a Stanley Cup with the Avs and after the 1996 season, left for Anaheim. Rychel came back after two seasons abroad to score 0 goals and 2 assists, rarely dropping the gloves, which could be seen as his specialty early on in his career. He had 1336 PIMs before his second stint with the Avs, averaging 4:44 on ice per game in his last season. That is pretty irrelevant.

Other #16's:

Jeff Odgers (The other tough guy 16)

Corey Sarich (Winner of the "Get Well Soon" and "Thanks for bringing Tanguay Back to Colorado" awards)

Duncan Siemens (Not irrelevant only because his work here isn't done)


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Who Wore It Better: #15

In an effort to make the offseason more bearable, we here at Avaholics Unanimous are committed to bringing you Avs related stuff to read. This could come in the form of senseless drabble, or things that are actually interesting to read. We hope these "Who Wore It Better" segments fall under the latter category.

The number 15. Not a number any Avs fan really thinks about when ask who their favorite players are, save for maybe one gem. Once again, we were surprised by the amount of number 15's in Avs history, but after looking at the list, we decided it was just a number the Avs brass gave to guys who had no hope in heck in sticking with the team. So without further adieu...adeu? Adeau? This computer doesn't have french SpellCheck (Eric Lindros would love this computer) so we don't know...anyways, here is #15!

The Best: Who else but Heart And Soul, Mr. Nice Guy Andrew Brunette? This guy was a workhorse with the Avs who slotted in nicely along side Joe Sakic and pretty much anyone else who he got paired with. He only played 3 seasons with Colorado but he never missed a single game and he always scored 19 goals or more. His point totals in 246 games? 205. Ridiculous. Apart from scoring, Brunette was a great leader for the team and did a lot of good around the Denver community. Almost enough to forgive him for scoring the last goal on Patrick Roy. Almost.

The Worst: Brian Rolston. Remember him in an Avs jersey? He was brought over in the trade that sent Claude Lemieux back to New Jersey. He came in as a young guy with a heavy shot that had potential to score 20 goals a year (he had 24 for just a few seasons previous with the Devils) but totally dudded out in Colorado. 50 games, 8 goals, and 18 points. And he was getting 2nd line minutes (over 16 minutes a game). He crapped out in Colorado, but luckily the Bruins still saw some potential in him as he was a piece to the Ray Bourque trade. Rolston would go on to score over 30 goals in 4 seasons in the league, racking up 761 points. Decent career, bad for the Avs.

Mr. Irrelevant: Mike Gaul. Gaul in the epitome of irrelevant. He played 1 game with the Avs, playing just under 11 minutes with 1 shot on goal in the 98/99 season. He would later go on to dress in 2 games with the Jackets in 2001. Not being able to crack an expansion roster for at least 5 games? That's Gaul awful. We'll see ourselves out.

Other #15’s:

Josef Marha (Winner of the "Went on to Better Things" award)

Yves Sarault (Winner of the "Why is he on the 3rd line in NHL 98" award)

Ted Crowly (Winner of the "Makes us think of an Ozzy song" award)

Brad Larsen (15 was one of 3 numbers he wore for the Avs, (9, 40))

Matt Hendricks (Solid 4th liner and wait we traded Johnny Boychuk for him?)

P.A. Parenteau (The Mother Truckin one)

The Ozzy song was "Mr. Crowley" by the way. Look it up. Good song.


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The Current 5 Best Trades in Avalanche History

Earlier on, we listed the 5 worst trades in Avalanche history. They stunk, fans hated them, and it always came back to bite the management in the rear end. We felt bad for putting you through the agony of reliving those dark moment in Avs history, so we figured we'd cheer you up with this: The 5 BEST trades in Avalanche history! 

#5. The Colorado Avalanche traded David Jones and Shane O'Brien to the Calgary Flames for Alex Tanguay and Cory Sarich.

We have done this before, and the previous #5 trade was the Galiardi, Winnik, 7th rd pick for Connolly, Sgarbossa, and McGinn. Since the last similar article 2 years ago. Galiardi has gone on to become an effectiv 4th liner, and Winnik has still managed to play a very good two way game. Connolly had his cup of tea for the Avs and Sgarbossa never did much for the team. McGinn was unfortunately the throw in the O'Reilly trade, so the deal hasn't really worked out for the Avs. Enter this trade. The Avs got Tanguay back who has been one of our best players since the trade, and we managed to get a decent year out of Sarich. The best part though? Unloading David Jones and the useless Shane O'Brien. Jones has done okay in Calgary since the trade and O'Brien has bounced around the NHL and Minors since. And we got the hero of game 7 (2001) back. Good stuff.

#4. The Colorado Avalanche traded Wendel Clark to the New York Islanders for Claude Lemieux.

This trade is perhaps the least talked about trade that had the most influence. The Avs got rid of a guy who wanted nothing to do with the franchise and in return they got a clutch playoff performer, future Avalanche legend, and a big piece to puzzle of the championship team of 1996, and the Avs domination in the late 90’s.

#3. The Colorado Avalanche traded Adam Deadmarsh, Aaron Miller, a 1st round pick in 2001 (Dave Steckel), a 1st round pick in 2003 (Brian Boyle) and a player to be named later (Jared Aulin) to the Los Angeles Kings for Rob Blake and Steven Reinprecht.

This trade is a catch 22. On one end, they Avs lose a heart and soul, skilled, tough player in Deadmarsh as well as a solid defenseman in Miller. They also lost a few 1^st round picks that they probably could’ve used. But in return they got what many call “the final piece to the puzzle” in Steven Reinprecht. Just kidding, but Rob Blake is what pushed the Avs across the line from potential NHL Champions to legitimate contenders. It was a steep price, but well worth it in the end. Reinprecht would provide some solid 3^rd line play until phasing out and being traded, and Blake would provide leadership and act as a role model to young Avs players for years to come. Great trade.

#2. The Colorado Avalanche traded Brian Rolston, Martin Grenier, Samuel Pahlsson and a 1st round pick in 2000 (Martin Samuelsson) to the Boston Bruins for Ray Bourque and Dave Andreychuk

Ahh Ray Bourque. Mission 16W, Sakic handing the Cup over, his kids crying as he hoisted it. What a story and what a memory for Avs fans everywhere, forever. We all know the story so we won’t bother explaining. But what is the best part of this trade? All we gave up was Rolston, who was useless to the team at that time, Grenier who amounted to nothing special, and Pahlsson. These three players, plus a 1^st rounder, for RAY BOURQUE? Ray Shero must have been watching Pierre Lacroix closely as a young adult. Oh right, Dave Andreychuk. Neat.

#1. The Colorado Avalanche traded Andrei Kovalenko, Martin Rucinsky and Jocelyn Thibault to the Montreal Canadiens for Patrick Roy and Mike Keane.

If you started reading this article unsure what would be the number one trade in Avs history, then we don’t blame you. The Blake trade, Bourque, and Roy all have significant meaning to the success of this franchise. But it was our call and we had to choose this one. The Avs got one of the best goalies in the league at the time, and a skilled checking forward in Mike Keane, for pennies! I know the Habs just wanted to get something for one of the best goalies in the NHL, but come on. They could've done better than that! Not that we’re complaining. This trade set the stage for the franchise and set it up as an absolute powerhouse. If the Avs didn’t get Patrick Roy, think of how differently things could be right now. It’s scary. Sacco might still be our coach for pete’s sake! This isn’t only the greatest trade in Avs history, it is one of the best trades in the history of the NHL.

  

Honourable Mentions:

The Colorado Avalanche traded Ryan O'Reilly and Jamie McGinn to the Buffalo Sabres for Nikita Zadorov, Mikhail Grigorenko, J.T. Compher, and the 31st overall pick in the 2015 NHL Entry Draft.

The Colorado Avalanche traded Bates Battaglia and Jonas Johansson to the Washington Capitals for Steve Konowalchuk and a 3rd round pick in 2004 (Casey Borer).

The Colorado Avalanche traded Frederic Cassivi to the Atlanta Thrashers for Brett Clark.

The Colorado Avalanche traded a 3rd round pick in 2004 (Peter Regin) to the Nashville Predators for Karlis Skrastins. 

The Colorado Avalanche traded Scott Hannan to the Washington Capitals for Tomas Fleischmann.

*Note: This does not include the Nordiques, or the Lindros trade would be on here. Where would you rank the Lindros trade on this list?

Why Ryan O'Reilly is Probably Addicted to Gambling, Drugs, and Betting

Note: This post is in no way defamatory or accusatory of Ryan O’Reilly. This is JUST a theory. So, Ryan O’Reilly’s dad, if you’re reading this, you don’t need to tweet about it, okay? Because no one cares. We just… don’t care. Oh, and no. we don’t have Terry Pegula’s phone number so don’t even bother asking. So you can’t ask him to give your son more ice time. When Tyler Ennis is out on the powerplay and O’Reilly is on the bench, don’t bother trying to do anything about it. And since we’re on the topic, nooo, you can’t call Tim Murray and get him to trade for Sidney Crosby to play alongside O’Reilly to inflate his point totals so he can try and justify his ridiculous contract. And noooo. Don’t even bother trying to get O’Reilly’s dressing room locker stall outlined and studded with precious gems and jewels, an elevated chair, and a platinum staff with “#1” engraved in it. We know you think he deserves it, but it’s just not possible. AND NO. He can’t have his own private bathroom in Buffalo with a gold toilet to sh-okay we’re getting off topic. Anyways…

Gambling, drugs, and betting. That is the only answer for all this craziness going on with Ryan O’Reilly. Let us explain:

The gambling: This is something that happens to lots of people. They go to a casino. Put a quarter in the machine. Pull the lever. They win. They go to a roulette pool. Always bet on black folks. They win, then they play again. They lose. But they need the rush of winning again, so they keep going and going.

The betting: just as addictive and much the same. You always think you can win. You but up big bucks, then all of the sudden: upset city. You try to win your money back the next game, but it fails.

Drugs: Now, we aren’t saying O’Reilly is the next Ryan Malone or Jaret Stoll. But you never know. Lindsay Lohan’s cousin is at the Capitals Development Camp. So maybe they’ve met sometime down the road. Maybe they hang out from time to time. Who knows.

The reasoning for these outlandish statements? Well think of this way; and we’ll explain ourselves in the form of the probable conversation between Ryan O’Reilly and Joe Sakic at the negotiating table:

Now, the Avs probably went to ROR with an initial offer of 5.5 Million bucks long term that was obviously laughed off the offer table. O’Reilly counters with 8 million long term. The Avs, trying to hold back their own outrageous laughter, give the ROR party a final generous offer of 6.5 million bucks a year, long term yet again. And here is where O’Reilly really pipes up:

“Look guys, who do you think I am? Some bum on the street? Why are you throwing me chump change? I am unable to function as a proper human being without that extra 1.5 million dollars over 8 years? You expect me to live on just 6.5 a year? How do you suppose I do that? Start shopping at WalMart? I mean, I know I’ll make as much in 1 year as an average middle class family makes in a lifetime, but for me this is unsustainable. Just like my possession numbers if I move to a team that tried to tank last year.”

Avs Management: “we don’t get it. What do you possibly need that extra 1.5 million for over 8 years? We know you have to support your brother Cal, who only makes 800,000 dollars a year, the poor soul, but come on.”

Greg Sherman in the background: “Let’s trade him for Jay McClement”

We’ll cut it there, but see what we mean? The guy is obviously strapped for cash and really stressed about it. His life would apparently be over without that extra 1.5 million. More like 2 million by the sounds of what the Avs figured he’s worth. And what are some of the most expensive, money wasting pastimes? Casinos, betting, and narcotics. That sound you just heard: your mind blowing. We cracked the case.

So let’s not feel bad for O’Reilly, this guy is a charity case. He is probably so in debt with the mafia, bookies, and the gangsters that he really needs all of his 7.5 million dollars a year he’ll make in Buffalo before being bought out. And before you go thinking “stressed or not, his defensive game isn’t good enough to make up for his overall lack of allstar offense” think again. O’Reilly now makes more than Duchene, Alex Steen, Seguin, Stamkos, and so on, so obviously now that the added stress of huge debt is off his shoulders, he can start performing offensively to the tone of what he thinks he’s worth. And we all know he is capable of putting up Seguin, Benn, Stamkos type numbers. I mean, he scored 64 points once. That is HUGE! And nothing about his offense had to do with the fact he was playing along side Matt Duchene, MacKinnon, and Landeskog among others. He is still going to be very good offensively playing with Tyler Ennis and Jack Eichel. So what if he has only got more than 30 points 3 times. Look for this guy to win multiple Art Ross trophies, as his salary and his own expectations would have you think.

We’ll miss you Ryan O’Reilly. Even though an old Alex Tanguay and an old Jarome Iginla managed to outscore you at a fraction of the cost. Oh, but you led the non-playoff team in takeaways. Nice.