As you know, Greg Zanon is in the process of being
bought out. Or, depending when you’re reading this, he already has been. Well, as
was the case with Ryan O’Byrne, we had the privilege of sitting him down for an
interview before his departure:
Us (AU): Hey Greg, welcome to the set. So it looks
like your time in Colorado is done. How do you think the free agent market will
be for you?
Zanon: Thanks guys good to be here. You know, I’m
not too worried about finding a job in the NHL. I don’t think it’ll take too
long.
AU: That’s optimistic. Why?
Zanon: Well, these past few years, and even these
past few weeks, I know there’s GM’s out there that are willing to grossly
overpay for mediocre talent, and make horrible decisions for their teams.
AU: Fair enough. Any places in particular you
Zanon: Well, the guys over in Philadelphia like to
give guys a ridiculous amount of money for doing…not so much. And, their
defense is horrible enough that I think I would fit right in.
AU: No disagreements here. So, say you get picked up
by the Flyers, how do you think you can contribute to the team?
Zanon: Well, as I said, the Flyers have a history of
bad defense, so if I could just go in there, play horribly, and let all the
blame fall on the goalies, I’ll feel great about cashing my hard earned
paychecks.
AU: Oh…kay. So let’s talk about your time with the
Avs. Short, but sweet?
Zanon: Yea it was great I got along famously with
the guys.
AU: Oh really? So you’re a good locker room guy?
Zanon: No not really. I just played so bad that
whenever anyone else screwed up, they still looked good in comparison. The guys
really appreciated that.
AU: Yea that sounds great. What else can you tell us
about your time in Colorado?
Zanon: Well the entire management staff was just fantastic.
Joe Sacco really helped the team chemistry but putting everybody in the locker
room on the same level.
AU: Oh really? How so?
Zanon: Well, he was the coach. The bench boss. But
we never felt like there was much separation.
AU: Because…?
Zanon: Well everyone in the room, including the 14
year old stick boy, knew just as much about coaching an NHL team than him.
AU: We don’t doubt that for a second. So how did
feel getting bought out? Were you disappointed that the Avs no longer wanted
your services?
Zanon: Well, I knew it was coming the moment Roy and
Sakic got hired. When you have guys that actually know stuff about hockey, guys
like me know their time is running out.
AU: True. But getting a nice chunk of your salary
for doing nothing…that’s got to be nice!
Zanon: Guys….didn’t you watch any games last year? I
got paid for doing nothing then too.
AU: Yea I guess so…so over the last few months the
Avs have gotten rid of 3 defensemen. You, O’Byrne, and O’Brien. Why do you think
you guys were the ones that were shown the door?
Zanon: Well me, ROB, and SOB share a lot of the same
desirable traits. Bad mobility, horrible penalty killing position, horrible
hockey sense, virtually no offense, and when the game is on the line, we can
make the player’s bench look nice and full. We have a lot to offer.
AU: Alright that’s about enough for now. Good luck in
your future with the NHL…or..AHL. Yea so, let us know how your 6 games in the
KHL go.
Zanon: Thanks guys!
AU: And if you do play in the NHL next season, try
not to resurrect the curse of the former Avs and score a lot of…ahh nevermind.
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